Thoughtful Man

See they first see the card and they say: "Oh, he's a thoughtful person!" And then they flip it over and they see that I thought of a space for them to write their own information. See. Thoughtful.

The Classic Joke

After giving this card hopefully the person would ask why I'm either:

A. not giving him details

-or-

B. not doing the joke right

-or-

C. a complete retard

Either way we've got a conversation starter.

Lasting Memory

This is the card I'd give to cute girls in bars...

Bare Bones

It should be noted that I was not the CEO and Founder however. The founders were Ella and Rich Johnston. They still serve as advisors and recipients of venting phone calls from the new CEO when he's frustrated.